1. The critic- He will criticise everything about. How you walk, your choice of dress to the choice of drink you order. This guy will even not stop at how 'loud' the couple at the next table chew their food.
2. The braggart- Twenty minutes into your date, you'll know he has businesses in all the counties in Kenya, the car he drives, to how he can't walk around, lest his very expensive designer shoes get a scratch. It's great to have nice things, but seriously, can you stand him if there's virtually nothing else he can talk about?
3. The cynic- This one has a suspicious nature and is overly distrustful. If you receive a message, he'll jump up asking, "Who's that? Is that your ex? What does he want?"
4. The downer- This guy feels what he has or has done surpasses what everyone else will ever do. He doesn't appreciate the works of other people. To every achievement you've accomplished, he'll put ten across as if it were a competition. A pro at putting you down, he'll lower your confidence to -100 if you're not careful.
5. The con-artist- A Jack of all trades, this one. He'll be elusive with what he exactly does for a living. All you'll know is that he is wealthy and does a variety of things to make money. Word of advice: If he can't be truthful about it, he probably trades in theft. Don't wait for time to tell. Before you know it, you'll be playing cat and mouse with the police and we know who wins.
6. The aggressive one- You can call him mister number one because he doesn't lose. He can't lose. He just mustn't be anything but the winner. So keep your opinion to yourself; it's of no value to him or to your discussion.
7. The gossip- If your date won't hush about how her best friend Lena's wedding was a bore to how her must be cheating on her, you better run and run fast. Clearly, this one will bad mouth anyone, anytime with anyone.
8. Major anger- He will blow up at the waiter and smack him for serving plain water instead of the lemon water he ordered. He will cause such a fuss the whole restaurant will be at his mercy. Can you imagine what he'll do if you show up late to meet him?
9. The perfectionist- A certain degree of perfectionism is okay. However, if it is to the detriment of other people, then a problem comes in. Now this guy will have everyone do things his way. So you'll be admiring the restaurant enjoying yourself. He, on the other hand will be ordering the waiter to fold the napkins for the thousandth time till he feels they are folded 'right' just as he wants.