Neighbours come in all shapes and colours. Some nice, others well, not so nice. Does your neighbour fall in any of these categories?
Merry Mary- The happy neighbour who is always ready to help you... The one who informs you if someone was looking for you falls here. This one is ready for a party or make it happen right there and then. There's no dull moment with this one for a neighbour.
Handy Harry- This one is hands on and bounces into action when your fridge is faulty or your extension isn't working right. He will fix your new complex electronics in no time and make life easy in a snap.
Drama Damaris- She is dramatic and a day won't go by before she gets at it with you or any other person unfortunate to be nearby. It gets worse if you share a balcony and have to entertain each other... You will know if she loses a pair of earrings from the way she will tear down the neighbourhood with how she will scream and shout. Word of advice: Do all you can to not cross her path; there is nothing she won't say or do to settle scores.
Mouthy Molly-She runs her mouth like it was River Zambezi and just doesn't know when to shut up. She will know everything about everyone; and isn't shy on spreading rumours. If she has to sneak and eavesdrop she will do it to know what's happening. Simply put, she is the grapevine.
Silent Simon- This is the guy you have never heard talk. Technically, he does talk, but you will never hear him because he is quiet and won't speak unless he has to.
Shy Steve- Steve is that guy that never looks you in the eye. If you've watched Big Bang theory he is Dr Koothrapali. This is the kind of neighbour that will mark your schedule, not for any queer reason, rather, that you two don't meet and never clash in any way.
Tough Timothy- He is heavily built and frequents the gym like it were a ritual. He values his fitness classes and you'll almost always see him carrying his gym bag and wearing his workout gear. If by any chance water won't have enough pressure to get to your house on 4th floor, this guy will help you and the rest of the floor to get your jerricans to your house.
Careless Carlton- He is not the guy you want to lend your charger to or your USB explanate cables trust me, they will go MIA and he won't have any best thing you can do, give what you are ready to part with.
Party Patrick- Be it January or December, mid-week or weekend, this guy loves his parties. Your doors will be shaking and windows alike to the beat of his music. His friends will shout so loud you will wake up (if you happen to get any sleep) wondering what just happened. He will always invite you, in the slightest hope that you will go because his party must have the biggest crowd and be the best of the best.
Baller Billy- For the latest gadgets in the tech world, just call this guy. He has the newest electronics and changes his furniture as fast as you would change your clothes. Though he rarely uses it, his car is one of the heaviest machines in the parking lot. Best thing though, he doesn't mind sharing if you ever need to.
All In all, all neighbours are unique and it sure would be boring if they all fit our guidelines.