1. Drunk dial. You start to believe that your exes are really dying for your phone call and texts. You call them and apologise for letting them go and claim to still love them.
2. Talking loudly. Consumption of too much alcohol will make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. Thinking out loud. Alcohol will take your mouth to the mind and you will start speaking your thoughts loud as they appear in your mind. This is when you will tell someone what you really think of them. You are most honest when drunk.
4. Clever. Alcohol will make you believe that you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone with ears to listen. You become an expert on every subject on earth.
5. Everyone becomes beautiful. When you get drunk you start to see every person of the opposite gender as the most beautiful people. That's when you start telling the barmaid how you have been dying for her love.
6. Invincible. You start to believe you are the strongest person around and nobody can beat you. You pick fights with anyone and everyone. You even think you can slap the police officers trying to get you in order.
7. Invisible. When you are drunk you think nobody is watching thus you can do anything anywhere. You pee in front of people, dance in the street etc thinking you are invisible.