Walking the streets of Nairobi during the day gives you the picture of human beings in a crazy rush to nowhere.
There is humanity pouring from both ends of the road and you may, of course, believe that the City under the Sun is always in a hurry.
But there is a softer part of this.
At night, this rushing comes to a halt, bringing in a new civilisation where humanity is soft unto itself.
It is life Nairobians use the sun to experiment new careers but at night they resort back to the oldest profession: the sure deal.
(In deep voice: The following programme is rated +18. Parents should find guidance from their parents)
Well, for elders in the house, we shall be kind enough to begin with our very own SJ.
Some say that SJ stands for Sure Job. For others, it is just Sabina Joy. All the same, one thing might mean the other as men and women of a different moral orientation come to labour in the joys of their desires.
Retired city dwellers who are now successful farmers in the villages always come back here to kill the waves of old age. If village women thought these engines were broken down, 'Poko haram' have a different version of the story.
A little walk and 'Going Down River Road' you find another parade of soldiers without full uniform. Still, they say their combat gear is enough for the war against the glaring poverty at home.
There are long queues of Poko Haram. Some will even grab your hand and remind you not to be stingy; it is only Sh200!
High-end professionals always hit their end at the famous K-Street. For those who do not know slang names like I do, please consult Jeff Koinage at Royal Media.
K-Street was once a prestigious spot but they say university students flooded it, invited life students who flooded it more, and the trade went south.
One thing, though, the nightlife presents itself as the softer side of the day's hassle. However, if you mistake the softness for weakness and dream of manipulating the people's people, you better wake up and apologise.
Because if you don't, you will need a greater apology. The children of God might never have protection (please understand) but they always have security.
Most recently, Thighland trade has stormed our estates.
Twilight girls in Kibera go to the market without fear of disease or pregnancy.
People ask questions: how do you risk yourself with all the diseases out there waiting for you.
Well, what you might not know is that the kind of life that projects them into this trade is itself a worse and more humiliating death than that of diseases.
To stop a child from joining the gang, you don't need a lot of legislation.
Just reach out to the poor, lend a hand, and stop Poko Haram.
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