Jacquey Nyaminde popularly known as Wilbroda has penned a hilarious letter to lawyer Miguna Miguna.

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The popular comedian and radio show host read out the letter to the exiled National Resistance Movement (NRM) self-proclaimed general Miguna Miguna during her talk show at Milele FM.

Wilbroda in her letter urged the former Nairobi gubernatorial candidate to come back to the country as she highlighted the current state of affairs in Kenya since Miguna was kicked out of the country early this year.

Here is Miguna’s response to Wilbroda’s letter:

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Here is the letter from Wilbroda as translated by nairobinews.nation.co.ke:

Dear Miguna (times two),

I Miss You so much. How is Canada?

(Since you left), (Barack) Obama has visited Kenya, Ugandan socialite Zari has visited Kenya, even American artist Rick Ross has visited. Now we are waiting for (American rapper) Nicki Minaj.

In the meantime, (singer) Wahu got saved, Amani too got saved.

(Former citizen TV anchor) Kanze Dane now works at State House.

(Socialite) Vera Sidika and Otile are the hottest couple.

(Comedian) Eric Omondi is still a nuisance especially on social media.

(Singer) Willy Paul has released a new song. He ditched gospel music and now does secular music which he feels will get him enough fame.

The handshake (between President Uhuru Kenyatta and opposition leader Raila Odinga) has forced some people to refuse the lifestyle audit. We have been eating samosas prepared using cat meat.

Some of us are still looking for that mercury in sugar.

But there is no problem with the SGR (Standard Guage Railway).

Lillian Muli has given birth and the baby is named Viusasa. Nowadays we only listen to Milele FM.

(TV anchors) Lulu Hassan and Rashid Abdalla are reading news as husband and wife.

(IEBC bosses) Chiloba and Chebukati have become sworn enemies since you left.

Nowadays we are treated by wazungu from Cuba.

But Miguna when are you coming back?

The political scene has calmed down since the handshake and we don’t have any opposition.

Have you heard of the Mau evictions?

By the way (radio presenters Jalang’o and Jeff Koinange divorced.

When you come back, please come with your original passports.

Here are reactions from Garissa residents on social media:

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