Kenyan night clubs can be fun because you get to have fun and unwind with your friends.
But at the same time, it can be a cesspool of individuals with very annoying and peculiar habits.
If you are a frequent club goer, you probably have experienced the following characters:
1.The predators
Their main mission of going to the club is hitting on girls.
They usually sit in strategic corners in the club, sipping one drink the entire night, while waiting for a girl to pass by, then hit on them with the corny "niaje msupa" "itakuaje" lines.
If you ignore them for too long, they might bribe you with a drink in exchange for a dance.
Their main goal is to try score for the night.
2.The drama kings and queens
They are known for turning the club into a WWE ring once a little alcohol hits the system.
They get mad and irritated at the most irrelevant things, and in the process stir up drama through unnecessary fights.
Try looking at them in a funny way, or at least they think you did, and now it's world war two in the club.
3.The spewers
Also known as the 'Mwauras'.
They throw up everywhere once they get drunk. They usually don't have the common courtesy of using the washroom to eject matter from their stomach.
There is nothing as irritating as sitting next to an adult who is chugging vomit all over the place.
It's even worse when the bouncers take them out of the club, but they still find their way back in for more shots.
4.The braggarts
These type of people are basically attention seekers and will pull all stunts possible to let you know they are 'balling'.
They usually have car keys on the table even if it's a borrowed car, cigars on their lips and will ensure they mention to you they are drinking Hennessy or some other expensive drink.
5.The “Naenda Hivi Nakam” gang
Do you know those people who always duck just when the bill is brought to the table?
They coincidentally have to go to the washroom at that time or pick a phone call. They will then tell you they'll be right back.
Thirty minutes later, they haven't shown up, and are nowhere to be found. Now you are stuck and have to pay their bill for them.