As Kenyans continue to mourn the brutal murder of Rongo University student Sharon Otieno, whose mode of murder has captured the attention of the nation, it is time we start keeping off certain things.
These things will send you to the grave sooner than later:
1. Politics
If you want to celebrate your 90th birthday, please avoid politics in Kenya. Since time immemorial, politicking is as dangerous as jumping into the Indian Ocean. From the likes of JM Kariuki, Tom Mboya, Pio Gama Pinto, Robert Ouko to the latest incident where Idriss Mukhtar was shot by a hired gunman, politics will have you killed in cold blood. Avoid it!
Also, don't toy around with a politician's reputation, they follow Robert Greene's 48 Laws of Power: Guard you reputation jealously, it is the only thing you have!
If you try to mess with a politician's reputation, they will kill you and wait for God's consequences!
2. Sex
Nothing creates jealousy as knowing your partner has been screwed. This hurts more than a nail driven straight into your heart! In Meru, a man drove three six-inch nails into the head of another man for sleeping with his wife. In this matter, you will either be killed for having your man's fruit eaten by an outsider or be killed by a man for putting your fingers into his cookie jar. Avoid illicit sex if you want to see your grandchildren!
3. Money
Nothing attracts a bullet these days than deals gone sour. Try to shortchange your business partners and you will see bird of ng'ethe (Kanyoni wa Ng'ethe) as our brothers from the mountain put it!
You make dubious money and live watching over your shoulders for that gunman told to pull the trigger seven times.
Also, the rich live fearful lives as they don't know the moment the bad boys armed with AK 47 will pop in and demand millions in a briefcase!
4. Love
Linked to sex, love is also a killer in Kenya. If you are a millionaire man after years of hustling with your bae and you now want to gift yourself another woman who has not 'worn out', you will see trouble bruh!
That woman you have suffered with will not agree to such a development, it will be one bullet and you are gone. Today's woman says it's either I keep you or none of us keeps you, watch out brother!
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