In today’s era, it quite difficult to separate ladies with real natural behinds from those with implanted ones.
This is because some ladies have resorted to implanting fake rears through surgery to attract the opposite sex.
A pastor in Kisumu acknowledged that identifying a real rump may be challenging, and offered a solution to those who cannot tell the difference.
Preaching to congregants at Lela Pentecostal Church, Pastor James Ongisi said that he was tough before he got saved, adding that together with his friends, they went all over Kisumu looking for fine girls.
“We went for the fine girl with a fine chest and behind. Some had planted fake rumps just to attract us. Money wasn’t a problem. After all these, God never has forsaken us,” he said.
The funniest part, however, was when he shared the ways he used to differentiate the fake butts from the real ones.
“And by the way, if a lady had a fake backside I would easily identify. Even now in this church, I can do. Just look at your neighbor. Look at the ratio between her waist and her posterior. If she has a tiny waist that just explodes out, it’s fake,” he said as the congregants busted into laughter.
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