He is considered on a league of his own, seduction-wise. He can charm his way out of the jaws of a hungry python. Not until the tables got turned by the mother of a girl he was chasing.
It is a story talked about with unspeakable zeal in Kaptagat, where the protagonist who goes by the name Jose met his match.
Jose had decided to attempt what no man had done, by trying to hit on Judy, a girl many expressed their liking but were unable to penetrate the iron fence put by her mother.
On a fateful day, Jose donned his sweet mouth and headed for the girls home. It was there that he found the girl’s mother whereupon he engaged her in stories, something he was blessed with.
It is then that motherly instincts kicked in. It is said that the mother offered herself as life offering to Jose so that he could leave the daughter alone.
Sources claim that Jose ate what he was offered and left, thinking that the story would remain under wraps. Unfortunately, it spread like a bushfire, gutting down his reputation as the de facto village Don Juan.
Jose could not bear the shame. He left the village until the story cooled down whereupon he returned and resumed a quiet life, euphemistically referred to us lighter duties.
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