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3 reasons why an Eldoret man cannot invite you to his house

Calvin Klein
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A street in Eldoret town. [Photo/gstatic.com]

As a ‘clande’, if you happen to have a hubby, a bro or a dad and it happens that you stay miles apart, let's say you live in the village while this guy stays in Eldoret town let me be the one to burst your bubble. Eldoret men do hide a lot and will always find excuses to keep you away from their houses. 

Here are the reasons;

Another woman

A man from Eldoret probably has a side chick. Plain and simple. That's the only reason. When he calls you over, your stay NEVER lasts over a week. It’s because that is always the week the other lady is either home or attending a one-week job seminar in Mombasa or overseas. And that Is also why you will always find the wardrobe or some rooms in his house inaccessible. 

Has a lower paying job than you

A guy from Eldoret could be a renowned 'mjengo' man around the city, but one day goes home loaded and someone in the village asks "Nilisikia unafanya kazi bank, kazi iko aje?" Then our mjengo guy will smirk and say "kazi iko sawa" and word will go round till the whole hood knows that he's a banker. That's where the problem is. A banker and a casual worker's house can never be the same, so whether you called kneeling or crying, this Eldoret guy will never let you see his house. Not for you to travel back home and start spreading the word that our guy lives ‘kwa nyumba ya mabati’ and is just surviving in Eldoret town in a mere rental house.

Has no house at all 

We must also accept the fact that we are facing hard economic times. The result of this is young guys in Eldoret teaming up to afford rent. And because nobody wants embarrassment, the chances of you stepping into State House are way higher than you knowing where he lives. You will keep asking for invitations and he will keep dodging you. Understand. A bedsitter with 17 occupants is already serving its maximum capacity. NO VISITORS ALLOWED unless you are coming to spray the house of this Eldoret guy.

Just doesn't trust you

Another reason you are likely never to see an Eldoret guy's roof is that he barely knows your character or doesn't like you. Haven’t you heard cases where a chic visits a guy in Eldoret, finds that house nice and makes it her permanent residence henceforth? Come on. Have you not heard that? Or if you are a man, this Eldoret guy won't allow you over if he doesn't trust you.

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