Kenyan men are not into post-sex talk. (Photo/Tuko)
Many women dream of being subjected to romantic treats by the men in their lives but sadly, Kenyan men have to be the last men on the planet to get a clue about romance!
Well, ladies, here are some of the things men just don’t get about romance even if you drew a map to its location for him with liquid gold.
Relationship goals
It is said that men are private creatures. They prefer to keep their private lives separate from what they portray in public. In no world will your man allow you to use a photo of the two of you as your profile pictures- and if he does allow it, he will be marking his territory. Nothing romantic there, just plain testosterone at work.
Flowers
His reasoning is- why would he spend hundreds of shillings on flowers that will only wither and die in two days? And why on earth would he walk with flowers in his arms across town to deliver them to you? That would only make him appear whipped.
Post-sex cuddling
A man’s reason is that- he has accomplished a temporary bedroom mission on behalf of both you so you should allow him to rest without the need to ‘act’ clingy. Great sex induces sleep after all and all he needs to do is rest without the follow-up conversations women tend to want to have after.
Public Display of Affection
According to one writer with a local daily, a male writer for that matter, men will never be caught dead expressing affection to their significant other in public even if their lives depended on it. They will not hold you by the waist- unless they are pulling you out of the way of an oncoming vehicle- or help you carry your luggage if any.