There are many things you will be proud of when you visit the city for the first time. However, two things that will never escape your eyes are slay-queens and Safaricom shops all over town. These two have weird similarities that people can’t stop talking about. Here are five hilarious ways city twisters have compared Safaricom with slay-queens:
1. They both look amazing at first, but with time you will experience how costly they are. Slay-queens look attractive to approach and date. However, when she starts lying down her demands, you will need to run away if you are not such a heavy spender. Same to Safaricom, they look appealing when giving you their services, but with time you will realize just how expensive they are with their wonderful services.
2. Both slay-queens and Safaricom are credit draining. When you take a slay-queen out, you will come back with nothing just like many people do complain of how Safaricom siphon their wallets with expensive call rate and bundles rates.
3. They both have many partners. Just like Safaricom with millions of subscribers around the world, slay-queens too have a lot of partners they depend on. This makes them give you less attention when you need them most.
4. Both Safaricom and slay-queens will blacklist you if you don’t give the loans/ cash you promised them. When you take a loan from Safaricom and fail to pay, they will disconnect you from certain services. Slay-queens will also block you when you don’t give them enough money as promised.
5. Both Safaricom and slay-queens are not available in most rural areas. Just like it’s hard to find a slay-queen in most rural areas, it is also hard to find Safaricom shops in some rural areas. Both are selective in terms of their locations.