It is definitely embarrassing to fart in public as it is often seen as a bad habit and sometimes controlling is simply not possible. It is, however, possible to fart without ever getting caught when you just can't hold back. There are a few camouflage ways that will help you greatly and help you share the public farting tactics with others. These are some of the tips;
1. Go to a crowded place
Walk into a group of strangers and drop a particularly heinous fart, nobody will know it's you if you keep an oblivious face. Make a dirty face and behave in public as if you cannot stand such people.
2. A cough or sneeze or laugh loudly as you fart
You can distract noise from your fart by coughing loudly or sneezing as you fart. This can help to cover up the noise as a result of your fart. If you are in place that is too noisy like a church or pub, you can coincide your pass with the loud music. Release the tension slowly and pretend as if nothing happened.
3. Blame it on someone else
Fool people around by pointing fingers at a person who looks like farting, for example, kids. Become a leader and guide people to a different place. This will make people look up to you as their hero. If you are on a date with your crush, Plan your fart timings with the waiter's arrival and blame the stinky odour on the poor guy.
4. Walk around as you release the fart
Another option is to fart while you are on the move so that the sound and smell diffuses on a larger area hence less concentration. Doing this will allow you to be absent when someone smells the fart or hears it and not have to assume any guilt when the smell of your fart is discovered.
5. Release the fart slowly
Releasing the fart quickly will likely cause a loud fart noise. Take your time and release the fart slowly and quietly in bits. Squeeze your abdominal muscles and take long inhales and exhales as you release the fart. Releasing the fart slowly should cut down on the noise it makes as it comes out of your butt. Or spread your buttocks as far as you can from each other to make a smooth, wavy fart that can sometimes have no scent at all. It is advisable to be seated on a soft surface like a pillow or a couch as it will help to minimize the sound and odour.
Healthy human beings fart on average fourteen times a day and normally has less odour, but there are a few reasons why the odour and quantity can change for the worst which may be as a result of diet. Ensure you eat slowly and mindfully to reduce the amount of gas in your system.