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Sonko's hilarious 'cabinet reshuffle'

Movich Ahimo
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Nairobi governor Mike Sonko at a recent event. [Source/Mike Sonko Facebook]

Nairobi governor Mike Sonko has thrown his followers into a panic and hilarious mood after he announced his new 'cabinet' as the year begins to take count. 

Going to his Facebook, the governor however ended up not reshuffling the physical cabinet at City Hall but instead decided to share a set of religious texts that would govern his life this year. 

In this new 'cabinet', the governor even appointed a deputy!

Here is the governor's reshuffle press statement: 

CABINET RESHUFFLE AFTER KEENLY LISTENING TO THE WORD OF GOD THIS HOLY SUNDAY. 

EVEN THOUGH I HAVE BEEN CHANGING IT TIME TO TIME THIS IS THE BEST CABINET YOU WILL EVER GET! ITS CALLED GOD'S CABINET FOR 2019. 

1. Minister for Finances (Haggai 2 : 8 )"Silver and gold are mine"

2. Minister for Education (Hosea 4 : 6) "My people perish because of lack of knowledge" 

3. Minister for Roads (John 14 : 6 ) "I am the way, the truth and the life. None comes to my Father except through Me" 

4. Minister for Tourism (Mark 16 :15 ) "Go into all corners of the world and preach the good news to every creature" 

5. Minister of Labour (Matthew 9 : 37 ) "The harvest is abundant but workers are few" 

6. Minister for Sport( Matthew 19 : 30 ) "Many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first" (Corinthians 9 : 24,27 ) "Be like athletes, run so that you will be the first" 

7. Minister of Transport (Matthew 11 : 28 ) "Come to me all you who are tired from carrying heavy loads and I will give you rest" 

8. Minister for Health (Isaiah 53 : 5 ) "I took all your infirmities and by My stripes you were healed" 

9. Minister for Internal Security (Isaiah 54 : 17) "No weapon formed against me shall prosper" 

10. Minister for Agriculture (John 15 :1) "I am the true vine and my Father is the Gardener. He cuts off every branch in Me that bears no fruits" 

Deputy Governor: (1 Kings 4:7 ) "Solomon had placed twelve [deputies; administrators] over the district of Israel. (1 Kings 7:27 ) The [deputies; administrators] Made sure he had everything he needed" 

May the good Lord bless u with your hearts' desires. Stay blessed..

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