You might have probably shared a bed with a guy maybe once, twice, severally, frequently or daily. Well, there are certain things men do at night while you are sharing the bed that you knew nothing about and he is not in any way going to tell you. These includes:
He stares at you
But not an unhealthy amount. Nothing to be worried about. You just look cute and peaceful and he is admiring you and thinking about how lucky he is to have you.
He steals the covers back
This is obviously the perfect time to unspool you from the tangle of covers and lay claim to the half of the sheets that are rightfully his.
He looks at weird things on his phone
It is not even like he is looking at porn, but he just winds up in the weird part of YouTube and he is praying that you are not about to wake up to catch him.
He finally gets rid of all that gas he was holding in
He is turning the bed into a steam room of noxious farts, basically. Please note this only applies to new relationships where he still feels weird about farting in front of you.
He puts something else on TV
He has been waiting this whole time for you to fall asleep so he can turn the television to his favorite channel, movie or football.