Drunkards can be a bother at times based on their behaviour after drinking. Here are some of the drunkards common in Kenya and their characteristics.
1:The disciplined fellows
These drunks who take only a few bottles of beer and decently retire to their homes without clashing with anyone or misbehaving in any way.In most cases, they are learned or somehow respectful people who would not want to soil their dignity but at the same time want to enjoy themselves.
2:The Kick-Boxers
These are the ones whose martial-art skills only come flowing back after draining the bottle.They become too aggressive after they have enjoyed their drink and end up picking a fight with anybody around including the club bouncers who are twice their size.They become even more vulnerable to attacks from other people by even assaulting those who are trying to restrain or lead them home.They end up injured but will not notice it until the next morning when they are back to soberness and can see the scratches and bruises.
3:The PLO Lumumba's
They only remember their heavy English vocabulary after drinking.On most occasions, their English is unleashed on their way home as they stagger while uttering words that cannot be traced in the dictionary.They too are orally violent but get silent when a fight breaks.
4. The broadcasters
They go around shouting on top of their voices.They are the type which is forced to change residences from time to time due to midnight noises complaints from neighbors forcing them to be driven out by the landlords. They loudly brag about their life accomplishments which in most cases are imaginary and not real.
5.The overdosers
These are the ones who don't drink to quench the thirst or to enjoy themselves but drink to finish the beer on the table.They are the type who end up with very weak joints before reaching home. They usually attract muggers.