Eldoret men are very creative when they are trying to get ladies to go for a sleepover. They don’t necessarily say it in an obvious way but they have particular lines to try to get you in their beds. Whether or not you fall for it is really up to you but please whatever you do, do not be naive.
Eldoret men tend to be very nice when trying to get you to be next to them in their bed. Since it has been super cold I bet many ladies in Eldoret have been given these lines and it can be quite sickening.
I will sleep on the couch and you can sleep on the bed.
If you have fallen for this one then I am deeply sorry. They always say they will sleep on the couch but what really happens is the opposite. You get to their house and the next thing they tell you to sleep together in the same bed but they will not do anything but then the next thing his hand is on your lap. Such a joke right?
We can’t do
Netflix and chill? This is especially annoying when you just met a guy along the Oginga Odinga Street in Eldoret and you know he obviously wants to sleep with you. He doesn’t even want to pretend and take you for a date he invites you over for Netflix and chill, how ridiculous is this?
Come home I’ll cook for you
Yeah, he’ll probably cook for you but he also wants you for dessert. So you get there you eat a meal or he orders for takeout while he promised to cook then he starts trying to kiss you. Isn’t this pathetic?
Let’s drink and chill in my house
So you can get drunk and then he can lead you to the bedroom. If you happen to go to a strangers house then please do not go overboard with the drinking lest you find yourself drunk and alone in his bed.
When will you cook for me?
Hire a chef, please. These kinds of men either insist you cook for them at their place or your place and then on top of it he will also try and sleep with you. You should only cook for the man you love not some random man who can’t even take you out for dinner. You are not his wife!
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