A woman is the most complicated creature on earth. Unlike men who go about life easily, there are live wires in women which you should never touch.
Some things in women are either their own little secrets or discussed only with their girls.
Here are things never to ask her if you are just a male friend
1. If it is that time of the month
Dude, never ask a woman this question. Nothing offends them that a random question over their tough days. You are a man and have never experienced cramps, so gerra out here!
2. If she is pregnant
If you are not the father of the child, than you have no business knowing if she is paged or not. Mind your business bruh! Pregnancy is a very private affair and reminds her of very many things. You might be rubbing them on her face with your silly questions, so tembea nani!
3. If she ever had an abortion
Abortion is a crime, right? So shut up dude! Don't start digging into her past. She had good reasons of doing so which you might never understand. It's also traumatic and no need to remind her of the bad experience. Instead of asking such a question, buy some pop corns and make yourself busy!
4. How her Eve looks
Even if you are a pervert, you don't go asking girls how their privates looks like. Just like dicks, we know pussies come in different shapes and sizes. Some with elongated clits that can make you think something abnormal is growing, but keep that shit mum. Don't ask about her, if you want to know how it looks, play smart and penetrate her mind and her, you will have a better view when you bed her!
5. When she is going to get married/children
Unless you are planning to pay school fees for her children at St Andrews Turi, stop asking this question. It's her business and her life. Get your shit together and leave her alone.
Don't just see a woman as only meant to bear children and get married. She might be planning to remain single and instead find out whether the earth is really round or it's a rectangle.
6. How many men have screwed her
Real dickers don't ask such silly comments. You just join the queue and enjoy your moment. Every new reader enjoys the story, so stop worrying yourself with stuff that do not matter. Relax and enjoy the moment!