Kibra Constituency Member of Parliament Ken Okoth at a past campaign event. [Photo: Ken Okoth]

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ODM's Kibra Constituency Member of Parliament Ken Okoth shared the below joke, Friday morning, on his social media account, with followers eliciting various reactions.

"Kenyans!!! I am so mad right now!! 😡 Earlier today I went to Uchumi Hyper for some stuff and at the cashier, I dropped KSH500. The man in front of me picked it up. I thanked him and told him that it was mine and he said, "Mkubwa, the things found on earth are kept by the collector" and he walked away. 

I looked at the cashier who looked just as amazed as me, and in a loud voice I say, "Is this a joke?!? Give me back my KSH500!" I followed the fool into the parking lot but he was rushing to get away from me. When he got to his car, he put his bags on the ground to open the car door. So, I ran up and instead of going ghetto on him, grabbed his bags and took off yelling, "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!" I drove home lmao because I've never done anything like that!!! 

I opened the bags and guess what was in there!? One whole chicken, farmer's choice beef sausages, two packets of GoK unga and a bottle of Amarula worth at least KSH 4,000 . Not bad for being pissed over KSH500, huh?

But in all seriousness, this is a joke to see who reads the whole thing. If you did, copy and paste if you want to! Lol 😈😈 This is awesome!"

Below are some of the reaction Okoth's followers made.

Danson Maina This is a member of Parliament in kenya posting this nonsense,!!!!!??? I wonder how ur constituents reasons .

Johaness Guantai I'm still surprised by how guys can't differentiate a joke from reality. If you can't understand a joke we suggest then use your imagination to see whether such can be true. Don't be too serious for everything. I like it Mhesh, tank tena!

Ephantus Ndiritu The Best of a mheshimiwa....there are so many fools around....why insult Hon Ken....is he not supposed to atlest make our day lightful.....wanjinga nyinyi....Bring another one mhesh....VOTEKENOKOTH!!!!

Sheila Ogol- Akinyi Kindly drop back the bag at the Uchumi Supermarket...atleast that guy can easily trace you not the reverse...afteral you have made your point. Lakini Mwesh surely

Paul Geremani Who said an mp cannot make a joke? Infact he is one of the best performing MPs.Tano tena

Maggy Wanjiru Mwaura On this I say give Ken Okoth a break!keep the bile to yourself!life is not all that serious!

Naibei Simiyu I was shocked if you mheshimiwa can do this untill i read the whole thing Lol!

Jackson Okuthe Guys there is time for everything.....being an MP doesn't derive one of such rights.....I liked the joke

Steve Wa Terry

 

I like it when mheshimiwa jokes and it resonates with the common mwananchi, kudos!