There are so many funny sayings about every profession on earth. Some of the sayings are meant to give a small hint about the profession, others are just used for boasting purposes. Most of the professionals with so many sayings include scientists, those in medical professions, pilots, those in the military, programmers, among others, which are considered to be highly paying professions 

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Read funny sayings about various professions below; if yours is missing on the list, worry not, it will be updated soon than later.

These are the famous sayings you should know:

Doctors:

A doctor [photo/RIG Locums]

1. In a hospital you are either a doctor or a patient

With this saying, doctors use it to boast about their career, other medical professions like the nurses, clinical officers, and all those working in hospitals are also considered to be patients.

2. There should always be a morgue just outside a good surgery room

Military:

A sniper in action [photo/Small Wars Journal]

1. When I was born, I cried. When they took me to army, I understood why. 

This tells you the hardship in the army 

2. If you heard the gun fire of a sniper, then the bullet was not meant for you

The slogan with the snipers is always "one shot, one kill', making it hard for the target to hear the gun-fire. 

Programmer/Software developer/coder

Codes of a coder [photo/Pixabay.com]

1. If he/s will reply to your text in time, marry him or her

A Programmer is always a busy person, finding time to attend to your chats is a problem. 

2. D.R.Y unless W.E.T

Don't Repeat Yourself unless We Enjoy Typing, this means you have to write brief codes without repeating anything to accomplish a task, you do not need to type a lot like a writers. This is the reason behind use of 'loops' in programming. 

3. Programmers don’t die, they just lose memory

Hackers:

A hacker [photo/US News & World Report]

1. If you cannot hack, then you will be hacked

They simply mean only a hacker can try to escape from being hacked, which is still hard.

2. We are anonymous and we do not forget

Hacking is not legal, making them to stay unknown, without forgetting who they are, and who their targets are. 

Scientists 

1. Scientists have proven that people will believe in anything that starts with the words ‘scientists have proven'

This simply means many people trust them

Politicians:

1. Leaders are chosen from above

This is meant to encourage voters for the choices, even if they are end up electing bad leaders.