A girl texting. Photo/miainternationaldating.comIf there are people gifted in this world is the female species. In fact, I have a feeling the term 'weaker sex' was coined to confuse our brothers.
Men being the egoistic animals they are, you have to always massage that ego - even if it is by lying how they took you to cloud 9!
It is that foolishness that men have left us to play with their feelings.
You see, at any given time,a girl, regardless of her beauty, is being seduced by an average of four guys.
The task of managing these four animals, especially at night when all of them crave your attention, is a wit learnt with age.To our younger sisters, do not worry. This is how you go about it:
You text the first guy, have a lovely night, I have to wake up early tomorrow ...blah blah
The second guy gets, let me get done with *insert a task*, so we have a good chat, this is the guy you wake up the next morning and text 'Sorry I dozzed off'
The third is sent a semi-nude and told, 'Let me now sleep, it was a lovely chatting you'
The fourth guy, Mr Smash It, will be texted 'Umefika wapi bae? Ukikaribia uniambie nifungue gate ...'