Think twice before replying to 'I laugh you' text from your Kamba girlfriend.
Do not get angry and scold her for 'laughing' at you. In fact you should jump up and down with joy on receiving such a text because she meant to say 'I love you.'
Just like your girlfriend from the lake region may confuse you with a text saying, 'Keso ni Shato' while what she meant to say is that tomorrow is Saturday, 'Kesho ni sato.'
Kamba ladies are beautiful. They are the quiet type who do not like so much drama. They also are not gold-diggers.
However, their appetite for brand new clothes is very huge. If you want to reap from the boutique business in Kitui and Machakos county, do not sell 'mitumba'.
Kamba ladies do not like wearing second-hand clothes. They like brand new brightly coloured clothes.
When I surprised my Kamba girlfriend with a brand new yellow dress, she told me,' I laugh you Ndan.' Actually she meant to say, 'I love you Dan.'
To successfully date a Kamba girl, understand her pronunciations is affected by her thick accent.