A gold digger will teach a man how to appreciate cool ladies. Photo/www.kenyan-post.com
A gold digger is every man’s nightmare especially those with shallow pockets and even many with mature financial muscles via inheritance, smart work or professional corruption avoid this den of hungry lionesses.
Unfortunately, the power of the flesh always betrays them. Men try to be parallel to these women as much as they can but the gold diggers do not have facial birth marks to warn you about the impending danger.
However, dating an experienced “miner” is a lifetime experience that you should not miss. It is an opportunity that smelt a responsible man out of lazy men and childish boys.
Ladies who have ventured in this business are close to commercial flesh peddlers but their services are privatized with limited clients.
They live decently and some drive cool automobiles depending on the worth of their mines. Some are church goers and you might confuse them with “wife materials”.
Date one and you will know what weekends mean and the cost of real partying. Many of you have a theoretical understanding of Ladies' Wednesday and Throw Back Thursday but a guru in swindling your cash will give you a practical touch.
The day you will pay a bill for her ten friends is when you will notice how expensive these women can be. As you cater for reasonable as well as petty expenditures, make sure she does not meet the landlord for having rent arrears failure to which you will be deserted.
Responsibilities define a husband and eventually a loving father. She will call you and say she has run out of fuel or fare back home from somewhere you don’t have a clue about.
After a few days, you will have to get her some new dress and shoes. The demands are always endless and if you manage to stand such a relationship for some six months then you might be a Mr Right to the cool girl.
Even if you have more than enough, you will sweat at the rate at which you are dishing out your cash. In case you are not keen then your mine will be depleted and the engineer will relocate to a viable environment.
On the flip side, a gold digger will teach a man how to appreciate cool ladies.