Friday has now become a public holiday for university students especially those who love partying and clubbing. All the clubs near any university are always filled to capacity every Friday be it the beginning or end of the month from January to December. Partying has now become one of the most basic necessities for campus students, and if they were given the power, they would include partying fee in their fee structures.
Students go to the clubs for different reasons, whereas some go to have fun, some go to the club objectively to look for sex. Yes, you heard it right, there those whose sole aim is to go and reduce the weight of their testes in the club. And believe it or not, a majority of them usually walk out of the club having achieved their objective.
So how do they do it?
Have you ever been with a friend at the club then all of a sudden she disappears only to walk back half an hour later looking innocent and exhausted? Well, never ask her where she was, because high chances are that she was having a quickie somewhere in the washrooms. It is so easy to get 'high' in the club especially when the music is rocking the air and the lights are off. This is the point where you can do anything to a lady without even her asking who you are. And in the middle of all these, you all lose your senses only to recover them after ejaculation.
Then there is another group of ladies who go to the clubs wearing short skirts without underwears. These are the type of ladies who while in the middle of dancing, you will hear them producing funny sound effects. Looking at them in the dim light you would think they are just dancing but secretly 'Johny' has managed to sneak out of the prison to look for 'Yemi Alade'.
Finally, if you are a fun of 'Genge' and 'P-unit' to be specific, then you must be familiar with this line; "Mimi hupita na wale wamebleki". Believe it or not there men out there in the club waiting for the ladies to get drunk so that they can 'kidnap' her for a few minutes to have sex with them. And there those who take a girl out with a specific mission of getting her drunk so that he can hit her without her knowledge.
Next time you are at a club, try and be observant, you won't miss one of the three situations. After all, as the clubbers say, sex is part of the fun at the club.