What kind of a bachelor are you?
Your friends are getting married every other Saturday and you are just there waiting for the pin-point perfect damsel- if anything like that ever exists.
You are fast approaching the big O (30) age bracket and marriage to you is something for the future.
Here are the seven levels of bachelorhood that you should be aware of.
1. 23-26 years - Bachelor 1
You are just fresh from college and securing a stable job is the only thing on your mind. You are too busy for marriage at this stage.
2. 27-29 years - Senior bachelor
Five years down the line and you are yet to get a job let alone an internship. You have a string of girlfriends and you are not sure any of them is willing to settle down with you due to your financial instability.
3. 30-33 years - Principal bachelor
Things are getting frantic at this level. You are still jobless and your beautiful girlfriend of five years dumped you for a richer bald older man- sponsor
4. 34-37 years - Deputy chief bachelor
Lady luck smiles down on your dusty head and you finally secure an internship at a government ministry. All they are offering you is 10k for transport and lunch. Your mother in upcountry is breathing fire down your neck. She wants to see her grandchildren. Smh
5. 38-40 years - Chief bachelor grade II
You are 10 years short of hitting 50 and still no hope of settling down. You watch your friends who secured employment immediately after campus tying the knot every other Saturday and you are mad at yourself for choosing the wrong course.
6. 41-48 years - Bachelor general
You have lost all hope of getting a wife. No girl wants a jobless man with white hair- you are finally confirmed as a bachelor.
7. 49 years - Life bachelor/field marshal
Even your parents don't want to see your face.