When my monthly flow stopped flowing,
Onyango's eyes stopped glowing,
He stopped texting and calling,
In fact, he disappeared into the thin air!
When my periods stopped,
Mwangi's jaws dropped,
He chased me away when I went to see him where he works at the bank,
He said he doesn't know what I'm talking about, maybe I'm drunk!
When I missed my periods,
Even the weak Kipruto staged a rebellion,
That even though he's not learned and can't read a medical report,
I can't lure him into child support,
That he is even ready to go to court!
When I told Kilonzo that I'm expecting his child,
He changed all of a sudden and became wild,
He told me he is not that stupid,
And his, ‘I love you'' words changed to, ‘I never loved you, I don't even believe in cupid.''
When I told Hassan that I'm expectant,
He laughed me off and said only thick-headed girls get pregnant,
So I either go back to my boyfriend Maurice,
Or he shall call the police!
When Wetangula got wind of my pregnancy propaganda,
He deleted my number and went back to Bumala,
I hear he got a village girlfriend and he has promised her lots of 'chips' and Coca cola,
The same things he promised me while he was riding me like a 'boda boda'!
When I told Christopher that the baby I'm carrying is his,
He told me, ‘Give me a break please.''
So I was rejected by the same men who told me they cared,
But when I lied to them that I'm pregnant, they all disappeared!!
(image: pregnant woman courtesy of www.ibtimes.co.uk)