Amid the demos conducted by USIU students over alleged grabbing of their land, Kenyans poured onto social media to throw in their most hilarious views. Captured under the hashtag #USIULandGrabbed, here are the top 10 responses.

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“The USIU demos are now on Thika Road. Incase of violence, demonstrators have instructed their drivers to pick them up ‪#‎heakiyeitu‬!” (George Mbwiria Gikunda)

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“USIU are demonstrating in the wrong place. Kwani Thika superhighway ndio iliuza shamba yenu, creating unnecessary jam. Why can't you go to Kabarak kwa Moi tujue mko serious.” (Charlo Kirumba)

3

“Ha haa, even if USIU struck they wouldn’t get caned, Obama will send drones to clear KE police.” (S.I Unit)

4

“So I hear USIU are holding demonstrations today. I’m sure it’s a whole new experience to most. So to the ladies, don’t confuse teargas with shisha please?? We don’t want you asking if they got different flavours.” (Ted Josiah)

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“Am told tomorrow USIU blondes and blondettes will be demonstrating against land grabbing of part of the school land by some faceless developer.

Well, it will be interesting to see those petite ladies with umbrellas, ice pops and phones on their hands, tweeting and instagramming while singing Freedom by Beyonce ft Kendrick Lamar,,, that's the only dirge they can do.

But I hope they won't see teargas and think its the police cooking or smoking shisha.” (Riogi Mose)

6

“YENYEWE HIZI SIO DEMO'S, USIU SHOULD ASK UON AMA CORD HOW DEMOS R DONE!” (Charles Pl)

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“Leo pale Instagram hashtag zitakua zaa zote courtesy of our foreign based students at USIU ‪#‎DemoTingz‬ ‪#‎KuzushaManenoz‬ ‪#‎LandChronicles‬‪#‎IWokeUpLikeThis‬ ‪#‎MyDemoIsBetterThanYours‬ ‪#‎ChandariaTingz.”(Aleckie Ronald)

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“How will USIU chics with 6inch high heels n guys with sagging trousers demonstrate? Maybe they just hire their neighbors KU.” (Daniel Mutua)

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“A demo lead by a band... Full of selfie sticks, Pizzas, 🍔 , sweet Cold drinks, Twenging softies and ladies with sunglasses... Phew that was demo today by USIU family protesting I think some grabbed land.... Hahahahaha lol... Can't stop laughing... Demo bila teargas sio demo!!!” (Kamanja Karanja)

10

“You kno worramseyin??. tension is high within the institution as one student suffered injuries during the demonstrations. It is believed that shirley Washingtons broke her nail while holding a placard and was rushed to the nearby TRM beauty shop.”