[Rental houses in Pipeline, Embakasi, Nairobi. Photo/Courtesy]
A social media user outlined the stereotypes associated with most estates in Nairobi, which will come in handy for persons looking for rental houses.
Though undated, Twitter posts by Kawaii Kaiju (@RedSabin) are crafted in a hilarious manner and are not entirely fictional as most of his followers agreed and retweeted the tweets.
Here are some of the tweets:
"Lakini Ruaka huwa noma ... unacheki 2 bedroom kali lakini ni 10k ... ni vile wanajua watakujia balance hiyo usiku
Kinoo nayo ni ngori. Unaenda kuview Nyumba na agent ..unashindwa kwani huyu agent ako na diabetes anajidunga sindano ...kumbe ni ya tetanus
Halafu pale TRM ... hapo ukiishi ni mandatory ukuwe na supra za purple kuenda paleTRM Saturday na meakins kwa chupa ya dasani
Ukitembea tembea kidogo ..kuna pale Imara Daima ... lmao ...hapo mtu huenda kuwa blood donor ... Mosquito ziko na snapchat aisee Kawaii Kaiju
Tukiendelea, kuna hii base ... Jamhuri ... Nyumba hapo 1 bedroom ni 25k lakini ukishaweka meko ya 6kg na Timbaland pair moja, nyumba imejaa
Halafu ... kuna pale Githurai ... lmao .. hapo maisha ni peaceful ...keja ziko sawa.. mko tu sawa ....... juu nyinyi wote ni wakora."