Kenyan woman making a call. [Photo/ techweez.com]
Hilarious times lie ahead for all Kenyans. A plan by NRM to call on its members and supporters to boycott Safaricom Limited services is having dire consequences on the social setup of our beloved Country.
There are unconfirmed reports that diehard NRM followers will not be calling or receiving calls from anybody who has a Safaricom line!
There are also reports that newly born babies will be weaned early in NASA areas and be fed on fish soup and other soups made from vegetables such as 'mrenda' as a way of punishing Brookside!
To cap it all, mothers will undergo refresher courses on how to cook without BIDCO fats. They will be taught new ways of using animal fat in their cooking.
I am excited. I look forward to a new life free from oppression by these companies which prop Uhuru's regime.