If Mr Henric Onyancha, a bodaboda rider could have taken his wife out for Valentine's, then his hand could not be broken as we talk.
Instead, he chose to take his 'mpango wa kando' and now has to live a lonely life until the day he will succeed to convince his wife to come back.
This took place at Menyinkwa, Kisii County on Thursday evening when Ms Beatrice Moraa learnt that her husband of five years failed to take her out on Valentine's because he was having good time with some lady.
How did Moraa find out that her husband had turned into a 'fisi' that feasts on any readily available piece of meat?
When Mr Onyancha was having a shower, his wife was busy scrutinizing his phone when she found a confession from the 'mpango wa kando' that he was the best she has ever met on matters bedroom.
As if not enough the 'mpango wa kando' was dying to have another chance with Mr Onyancha.
The furious wife shot from the house and stormed the bathroom where the husband was taking a shower and started hitting him.
Onlookers say, it became hard for the man to defend himself as he had already applied soap on his face.
In the process he slid and fell inside the bathroom breaking his hand instantly.
"Your Mpango wa kando is busy saying how great you can be in bed, I wonder what she referred to as great yet you are the worst performer of all times," she was heard saying.
The mother of two then went back to the house packed her belongings and took off with her daughters.
With his broken arm, Mr Onyancha also shouted back at his wife telling her off and saying he had a right to marry as many wives as he wished.
According to him, Kisii men are the best in on matters bedroom and his wife was only mistaken to call him a non- performer.
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